I want it all, and I want it all covered in chocolate!

The image management package for Windows — convert, manipulate, batch process, view, print, crop, resize, thumbnail and manage graphics in over seventy popular formats.
even in a tie, a race between a frog and a pickup truck typically involves the frog losing
Create web page animations and transparent graphics with breathtaking ease. GIF Construction Set Professional includes Animation Wizard, Supercompressor and all the tools that have made GIF Construction Set the most popular GIF animator on the web.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't your sport.
Own the affordable paint application that will give you total, ruthless domination over your graphics without requiring that you spend the next six months reading its manual.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Create banners, web page advertisements and other commercial animations — you can be up to speed with this object-based animator in mere milliseconds. Your mileage may vary.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Add sophisticated new animation features to GIF Construction Set Professional and PNG/MNG Construction Set. Make your web pages dance like a prima ballerina on steroids.
Time is an illusion perpetuated by the manufacturers of space.
Integrate a sophisticated graphic screen clock with your desktop, set your system clock to atomic time, schedule your life for a century in advance. Laugh at people with expensive watches.
minds are like parachutes... they only function when they're open
Pagan Daybook is a calendar to keep track of the festivals and observances of the pagan year, with an extensive database of observances, color graphics, animation and various bits of magick. It can be configured as a screen saver and a stand-alone application.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together.
Dangle from the leading edge of animation — try the next generation of animation packages. Create breathtaking animations without the limitations of GIF.
old programming wizards never die... they just recurse
Build self-displaying, distributable multimedia presentations. Create your own electronic portfolios, slide shows, e-books, clickable advertisements and brochures.
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
Build distributable multimedia Windows screen savers that will warp space, dilate time and leave all those who view them awestruck for well over an hour. Also promotes rapid weight-loss in camels.
everyone should have beliefs... I believe I'll have another beer
If your collection of TrueType fonts is starting to sneak out of your computer at night and loot your refrigerator, you need this sophisticated Windows font manager. It will batch install, remove, rename, copy and corral Windows font files.
The universe is an amazing place. I wouldn't live anywhere else.
Your high-end digital camera is capable of much better images than its default JPEG file format allows. Add the RAW plugin to Graphic Workshop Professional to see the world as it really is.
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Create and print calendars with your choice of graphics and design elements — Calendar Wizard is the ultimate interior fashion statement for your walls if you don't feel that a fiberglass rhino's head goes with your decor.
printed on 100 percent recycled electrons
Manage your synthesizer voices in a user-friendly, intuitive environment. Fine-tune your sound or create breathtaking new music. Be heard from space.

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