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Upgrade Policy
Learn how Alchemy Mindworks software upgrades are handled. The system is breathtaking in its simplicity, sublime in its architecture and the best we could come up with on short notice.

Sending E-mail to Alchemy Mindworks
This document will help you get a quick, useful response from us and avoid the likelihood of our sending you unsolicited haggis by FedEx in return.

Privacy Statement
We won't disclose your personal information to third parties even if they claim to be God and can produce three pieces of photo-ID to prove it.

Ordering Terms and Conditions
The lawyers made us do this too — please read the legal bits which apply to using and registering Alchemy Mindworks software.

Registration Key Security
Alchemy Mindworks' registration keys arguably deserve a brief explanation. Yes, we probably do have some funny ideas about the meaning of "brief."

Review Copies
Please check out this page if you'd like to request review copies of Alchemy Mindworks' software or Steve's books.

Legacy Frequently Asked Questions Page
If you've ever wondered about where the leather-winged demon of the night sallies forth from, read this document.

Fee-Based Support
If you need really big help, Alchemy Mindworks' experts are available. All you need is cash.

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Should you fail to register any of the evaluation software available through our web pages and continue to use it, be advised
that a leather-
winged demon of the night will tear itself, shrieking blood and fury, from the endless caverns of the nether world, hurl itself into the darkness with a thirst for blood on its slavering fangs and search the very threads of time for the throbbing of your heartbeat. Just thought you'd want to know that.

Alchemy Mindworks accepts no responsibility for any loss, damage or expense caused by leather-winged demons of the night, either.