For Windows 98, ME, 2000, NT, XP and Vista.

Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set will create greeting cards you can e-mail to your friends, relatives, co-workers, underlings, inlaws, outlaws, harp salesmen of no fixed address, itinerate lawn gnome enumerators, the guy down the block grieving for the demised transmission of his '86 Ferrari, any of several extinct species of flowering shrubs, the five surviving members of the once-noble house of Pelicanham who currently live in a basement flat in Ruislip, civil servants working for the Ministry of Outrage, the kid who delivered your pizza last Friday on a unicycle, whichever god you typically pray to for help balancing your check book and Dame Edwina McSpleen, the oldest living survivor of the sinking of the rowing punt Endeavor, which caused no fatalities but ruined several pairs of expensive shoes. Your list of potential recipients may vary.

Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set's documents are Windows executables — they can be displayed on any Windows system without additional software. Your electronic greeting cards can contain pictures, sounds, animations, graphic elements and clickable web page links.

The Card Wizard feature of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set will create professional, attractive cards in seconds, even if your first question upon sitting down at your computer is "which one of these plastic things is the mouse?"

No knowledge of Windows programming or other nasty digital stuff is required.

This software is available for electronic delivery and on CD-ROM.

• Build distributable electronic greeting cards.
• Get up to speed in minutes with the Card Wizard feature.
• E-mail your cards to anyone with a Windows computer — no additional software required. ⁽¹⁾
• Include sounds, pictures, animations and other elements in your cards.
• Distribute your cards with no viewers, run-times or DLLs to lose.

Should you wish to contact us about this application, please send us some e-mail.

Downloading and installation of this software: You can ensure yourself of a problem-free installation by following our downloading and installation instructions. Note that this will open a new browser window — you will not lose your current page.

The downloadable installer can be used to install either an evaluation copy or a fully-functional registered copy of this application. A dialog will appear during the installation procedure to accept your name and registration code — if you wish to install this software for evaluation, click on Evaluate in this dialog.

Important: You might see a warning during download or installation of these installers concerning possible "malicious code." These messages are generated by Windows if you attempt to download and install most non-Microsoft software. They can be safely ignored.

Vista users: Vista's internal security may cause it to display a window that says "this program might not have installed correctly" after you run a downloaded installer for non-Microsoft software. You can click on "installed correctly" if it appears, and ignore the warning.

The current Alchemy Mindworks installation CD-ROM ships with Electronic Greeting card Construction Set 2.0a patch 20.

Click on one of the following links to download Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set 2.0a patch 21. This file is 8,885,088 bytes in length.

Alchemy Mindworks' applications won't install spyware, malware or other invasions of your privacy, and we're extremely careful about virus scans. Learn more about the security of our downloaded installers.

Distribution

Documents ("electronic greeting cards") created by Alchemy Mindworks' Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set may be distributed under the following conditions. These conditions are assumed to be binding upon users of the Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set software itself and upon users of all documents created by it. These conditions are subject to change without notice, and are in addition to any terms stated in the license agreement for Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set. The lawyers made us say all this. See below for what it really means.

1. Documents made with an unregistered copy of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set may not be distributed in any context, by any medium, without exception. Note that documents made with an unregistered copy of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set will disable themselves if they're run on a machine other than the one which created them.
   
   
2. Documents made with a registered copy of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set may be freely distributed over any medium you see fit, including but not exclusive to uploading them to the Internet and other on-line resources, distributing them over a network, giving them away on disk or CD-ROM, including them with commercial products and selling them.
   
   
3. No royalties are payable to Alchemy Mindworks for the use of the run-time software embedded in documents made with a registered copy of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set, no matter how said documents are distributed. Note that you may be required to compensate the owners of copyrighted images or other intellectual property embodied within the documents you create through the use of the Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set. You agree to hold Alchemy Mindworks and its suppliers free of any costs so incurred.
   
   
4. In distributing files created by the software, you agree to not use Alchemy Mindworks' name, logo, or trademarks to market any product which documents you create through the use of the Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set are included in or otherwise associated with; and to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend Alchemy Mindworks and its suppliers from and against any claims or lawsuits, including attorney's fees, that arise or result from the use or distribution of files created by the software.
   
   
5. Users of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set and of documents created by Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set undertake and agree that Alchemy Mindworks makes no warrantee as to the functionality or suitability of the Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set software or of any documents created by it. Said users agree to accept sole and complete responsibility for any loss, damage or expense caused to you or to third parties as a result of your use of the software in question, and to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend Alchemy Mindworks and its suppliers from and against any claims or lawsuits, including attorney's fees, that arise or result from the use of the software.
   
   
6. Users of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set and of documents created by Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set undertake and agree not to attempt to disable or modify Alchemy Mindworks' copyright notice in the Setup dialog of documents created by Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set.
   
   
7. Users of Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set and of documents created by Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set undertake and agree that Alchemy Mindworks is in no way responsible for the content of documents created by Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set, and undertake to indemnify, hold harmless, and defend Alchemy Mindworks and its suppliers from and against any claims or lawsuits, including attorney's fees, that arise or result from the content included in files created by the software.
   
   

Here's what the foregoing means in simple English. The following is provided for your convenience, and is not considered to be part of the distribution conditions for documents created by Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set.

1. You have to pay for Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set before you distribute its documents.
   
   
2. Having paid for Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set, you can distribute documents 'til the cows come home.
   
   
3. You don't have to pay us a dime for the documents you make once you've paid the registration fee. If you're doing something commercial with them, we sincerely hope your documents make you unspeakably rich.
   
   
4. You can't say you're us, or involved in any sort of business relationship with us. We couldn't get the lawyers to explain why anyone might want to do this.
   
   
5. You agree that if anything goes wrong with a document you create with Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set, you won't try to sue us or otherwise give us a hard time.
   
   
6. Don't try to hack the Setup dialog in the documents you create. Trust us — this would be a really bad idea.
   
   
7. If you create a document with Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set that's unspeakably vulgar and tasteless and the culture police send you up the river for fifteen to life for being tacky, don't try to implicate us in your lapse of decorum.
   
   

(1) Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set's documents are Windows executables. Some e-mail readers prevent the reception of Windows executables for security reasons, or warn their users about potential security risks prior to receiving them. You might wish to check the behavior of your intended recipient e-mail software using the example electronic greeting card document installed with Electronic Greeting Card Construction Set prior to purchasing this product.

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