Introduction: Extroductions are not required.
The New King of Plethora. Canadian residents add GST and PST.
Lord Apostrophe's Beautiful Daughter. Medieval babes are the best...
The Blacksmith of Pelicanham... and you thought pelicans tasted like chicken.
Lady Blandishment's Hippopotamus. Better than a doberman but a bit of a swine to take for walks.
Saethydd the Longbowman. The price of fame is fame.
Alchemy Mindworks, since the earth was flat... well, perhaps just a bit less round.